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š§ Under $69.99 or <2 items? Pay $9.99 to ride.
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š§ Donāt think. Stack. Quack.
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š Joy, tension release... maybe a new dimension. š
š Adults with a pulse & at least one horny nerve ending need apply. ā¤ļø
š Side effects: Shaking, screaming, 3AM ex texts. š±
ā Safety first. Freak always.
š„ Toy, lube, that unnameable thing ā use it clean, use it keen, donāt fight biology. š§
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šø Once you quack, thereās no turning back. We donāt do returns ā these toys are intimate, and thatās just hygiene. BUTā¦ if your duck arrives broken, leaking, or missing a wing ā we got you. Just hit us up. š¦š¦ Your order will arrive in a plain, discreet package ā no logos, no weird names. What's inside? Thatās between you and the Duck .š¦We respect your privacy.āØ