Return Policy — Duck’s Mad Guarantee 🦆🔥

Welcome to the Crazy Duck Club! We get it — sometimes you buy a tentacle toy and suddenly remember you hate octopuses. Shit happens. Here’s how our returns waddle:

1. Changed your mind? Got cold feet? 🤷♂️

• You pay shipping. Ducks don’t deliver free do-overs — we’re chaotic, not charity. 🚚💸
• Items must be unopened, unused, and looking like they didn’t just survive a rave. No “oops I tested it” vibes. 🦆💔
• We’ll slide you the return address once you beg nicely. But if it arrives broken? That’s on you, friend. 📦✈️

2. We messed up? (Rare, but we’re ducks — we quack sometimes) 🤦♀️

• Defective out of the box? Sent you a butt plug instead of a duck? Our bad, bro. Full refund or replacement — your call. 💯✅
• Snaps or videos of the mess (no nudes, weirdo) within 14 days, and we’ll fix it faster than a politician backtracking. 📸⚡

3. The “no takebacks” list (blame hygiene, not us) 🚫

• Dolls, liquids, anything that touches bits — non-returnable unless they’re actually broken (we’re talking “fell apart in the box” broken, not “my cat judged me” broken). ⚠️
• Quality issues? We still got you. Ducks don’t leave their flock hanging. 🙌

4. How to beg for a return 📋

• Slide into Duck Support’s DMs: [ducksupport@worryfreemall.com] (memes in the email = faster replies. Karen energy = we ghost you). 💬
• Once we approve (we’re lenient, just don’t lie), we’ll send the super secret return address (no “adult stuff” labels — your mailman stays clueless). 🏠📬
• We check the goods, nod like wise ducks, then boom — refund hits your card in 7-10 business days. Blame your bank if it’s slow, not our quack. ⏳💳

5. Refund fine print (yawn, but necessary) 💰

• Shipping fees? Gone. Poof. Like your ex’s texts after a breakup. 🚫🚚
• If your refund’s MIA, check your bank first. We’re chaotic, not scammers. 😎

Duck’s Final Quack 🦆💥
Returns aren’t a game, but life’s too short to keep a toy you hate. Play smart, buy weird, and remember: the duck approves of your chaos.