🛡️ PRIVACY POLICY
Welcome to Worry Free Adult Mall – where privacy is serious business (even if our memes aren’t).
We may be unhinged in branding, but when it comes to your data, we play by the rules. This Privacy Policy explains how we collect, use, share, and protect your information — no fluff, just facts (with a little madness on the side).
🔍 Who We Are
This website is operated by Worry Free Adult Mall (“we,” “us,” or “our”). We are committed to protecting your privacy, whether you're browsing our cursed catalog or checking out with something deeply questionable.
📥 What Data We Collect
We collect your personal information to help us run this beautiful, chaotic mess of a site. This includes:
- Stuff you give us: Name, email, shipping address, payment info, messages sent via forms, etc.
- Stuff we gather: IP address, device type, browser info, referral source, pages visited, clicks, etc.
- Stuff third-party tools see: We use cookies and services like Google Analytics, Meta Pixel, and heatmaps to understand how users behave on our site (don’t worry, no naked-eye tracking… yet).
🧠 Why We Use Your Data
We use your information to:
- Process orders (obviously)
- Send you shipping updates, product info, and the occasional “QUACK!” in your inbox
- Improve our website and make your experience smoother than duck feathers
- Run ads that don't suck
- Prevent fraud and maintain a safe shopping environment
- Comply with legal obligations (we’re crazy, not illegal)
🍪 Cookie Warning (Not the Edible Kind)
We use cookies to keep things running smoothly, track site usage, and serve you tailored content (like the unhinged kind you came for).
You can disable cookies in your browser settings — just know some features might break like your ex’s ego.
🔄 Data Sharing & Partners
We don’t sell your data — that’s lame. But we do share it with:
- Trusted service providers (like Shopify, payment processors, analytics tools)
- Marketing partners (with your consent)
- Law enforcement, if legally required (and only if they swear not to judge your cart)
🌍 GDPR, CCPA & All That Legal Jazz
If you're in the European Economic Area (EEA), UK, or California, you have rights — and we respect them:
- Access, update, or delete your data
- Request a copy of your data
- Say “no thanks” to marketing
- File a complaint with your data authority (but talk to us first, we’re cool)
Email us at privacy@worryfreemall.com to exercise your rights.
🧒 Children, Stay Out
Our products are intended for adults 18+. If you’re underage, close this tab and go do homework. If we discover data from a minor, we’ll delete it immediately.
🕵️♀️ Security, Retention, and Madness Control
We use strong security measures to protect your data. Still, the internet isn’t Fort Knox — use strong passwords and don’t reuse them like a rookie.
We keep your data only as long as needed — or until the ducks fly south.
🤝 Third-Party Sites
Clicking third-party links on our site is on you. We’re not responsible for what happens once you leave our duck pond. Always read their privacy policies.
📝 Changes to This Policy
We may update this Privacy Policy when laws change, or when we get smarter. We’ll notify you on-site or by email if the changes are significant.
📮 Contact Us
Questions? Concerns? Love letters?
Email: [worryfreeadultmall@gmail.com]
Website: https://www.worry-free-adult-mall.com
We usually respond within a few days — or faster if you attach a good meme.
🧾 Bonus: Certificate of Madness
After purchase, you might receive a “Certified Worry-Free Madness Consumption Record.” That’s our way of saying: we see you, we respect you, and yes, we’re keeping it weird.
🦆 Stay weird. Stay safe. Stay Worry-Free.