🦆 Duck’s Delivery Drama Guide

📦(a.k.a. What to do when your vibe-in-a-box takes its sweet time)

Got a special request?

Drop it in your order notes. No promises — we’re ducks, not Amazon Prime sorcerers. But we’ll flap our wings extra hard.

📫 Where's My Package?

We pack your chaos carefully, then hand it off to the shipping gods. Once it leaves our nest, it’s out of our webbed hands. 🕊️

Delivery times? They depend on location, item type, and whether the universe is feeling chill. Usually smooth — sometimes extra dramatic.

You’ll get a tracking number when your order ships. If it’s acting like a diva:

• Refresh that tracking page (yes, again — we see you)
• Check the courier’s site (they’ve got the real tea)
• Double-check your shipping info (typos summon the shipping abyss… we’ve seen it)
• Truly cursed? Yell at us. We’ll investigate between panic attacks and meme breaks.

🧱 Big Vibes Take Time

Our chunkier, weirder products? Not mass-produced in some sad warehouse. These are made-to-order chaos — worth the wait, like a good meme.

Extended processing time? Normal. Patience, grassduck (you’ll thank us).

❗ Don’t Ghost Your Package

Rejecting delivery, dodging customs, or “oops I forgot”? Not cute.

If your parcel boomerangs or vanishes, you cover all costs: shipping, taxes, duck therapy bills, emotional damages. No exceptions (we mean it, even if you cry).

✈️ Pro Tip: Choose Tracked Shipping

Some options come with tracking (stalk away), others are like whispering secrets into a void (mysterious, but stressful).

Either way, it’ll land at your door — tracked just lets you stalk the journey. Your future self (and anxiety) will thank you.

🧾 Want more tea?

Customs drama? Declaration deets? Existential questions about your package’s life? Open a support ticket. We’ll reply (eventually, with snacks in hand).

Final Quack:

Shipping’s a journey — sometimes a sprint, sometimes a soap opera. But we’re flapping right beside you, sending good vibes (and maybe a duck meme or two). 🕯️📦💥